Have a day like mine

Make oatmeal and coffee for breakfast.
Marvel at the lack of traffic.
Spray toxic chemicals on inkjet prints for a couple of hours or three.
Eat huevos rancheros for lunch and suggest the creation of something like Beavis & Butthead, South Park, Gummo, or a Ween song, yes, you will be rich because you know the dirty, dirty high that can come only with the mass inhalation of compounds that come compressed in cans.
Spray more.
Get out of there and go to Amoeba!
Buy two CDs and one record.
Listen to the bright shining jewel of a CD you found and praise John Darnielle's name out loud.
Come home, bind a book.
Drink some wine.
Less pleasant things.
Write a blog that few will read.
Try to convince yourself of something, anything, and stay up too late
And then