I am a woman of my word

And as such:

In Oklahoma, they have the world's most ghetto gas station. It's called ETHIO MART #2 and to enter you have to cross over an inch-thick chain that is attached to the neck of reddish colored dog and inside your eyes cannot focus on anything and outside they have a dilapidated and boarded up lemonade-stand-looking structure that purports to sell various hot foods.

Also, in Oklahoma the soil is red and quite pretty and I never even knew it before.

And also, I am pissed off because I didn't see one armadillo in Texas! Well, except for the stuffed one that was wearing a hat and holster at the boot store on S. Congress Ave in Austin.