I am cool. Seriously.

Dear people: sometimes, I am socially inept. It's true. I hope you forgive me this. But sometimes I also do my hair in pretty awesome styles when I get bored. I hope you like this prime example. When life gets tough, I like to act like a big nerd. Or sometimes a recluse spider. Is this cryptic enough for you? Are you confused? Okay, well, me too.